026 - Ages Chart

And unexpectedly, after the last episode, Granny Smith is best pony. 8D
2012-01-10 17:20:00


You've got to share!
Share on Tumblr

Name

Comment


Alan S.
Ponies are mysterious creatures indeed.
2012-01-10 17:31:50
noname
wow, makes perfect sense :D I always wondered about an average lifespan of a pony :D
2012-01-10 17:32:30
lol
la gente pide esto en español 8)
la gente vaga haha
2012-01-10 17:48:24
Daniel M
So, Discord is 1337 imaginary years old? Seems legit.
2012-01-10 17:52:46
kriss1989
@Daniel M - He's the God of Chaos, he can be damn whatever age he wants to be.

Oh, and the Derpy thing is because she keeps moving around with the Doctor.
2012-01-10 17:58:29
Alerhys
Derpy travels with the Doctor, so she may show up anywhen.
2012-01-10 18:02:02
DerKeksMann
Trixie FTW
2012-01-10 18:03:35
D. Shadows
I put into motion that Derpy is eternal and can regress or progress her age at will. Also she is the Muffin Queen.

Also Trixie is Trixie.

When I did the math for how many years Discord existed I came out with two years and a corn dog. I promptly ate the corndog and a third of Discords life. It's almost as fun as two plus two equalling a beluga whale.
2012-01-10 18:20:55
Ud the Imp
I think its the Zap Apples that give Granny Smith he long life. The first batch straight from Everfree gave extended life. Future batches, while still magical, lost this effect.

Applying the logic of this chart, THAT means all those LunaXPip shippers are actually promoting BABY-CON!!! D:
2012-01-10 20:52:34
Draug
Granny Smith is best pony, hands down!!!! And Discord is best character overall. 8D

And Derpy is as old as she wants and if she wants to be a filly in one episode, she'll be so. And if high class ponies wear hats and dresses and she wears paper bags among them, she'll do so.

NEVER. EVER. QUESTION. DERPY.

By the way, and back to Granny Smith, she's a well-disguised Highlander. It took her centuries to hide her actual accent, but she can't fool me!!
2012-01-10 21:33:39
JP
Well, that nightmare night might be the first we will ever remember. He may have had others before, but he was to young to go and/or remember.
2012-01-10 23:09:06
Andy
'Derpy - adult in flashbacks or a filly in the present.'
The only logical conclusion - Derpy is a time traveller. Possibly the next Time Lord.
2012-01-10 23:45:10
c4y
Awesome list. Discord's age in particular is SPOT ON.
2012-01-10 23:57:48
vash_ts
I would put some extra years on the sisters...
if you don´t, when celestia was born, before crying, she banished her sister...
2012-01-11 01:13:28
Picky fan
I vote that you should have put a tilde (~) before each age, except for the ones with a < or >.
PICKY FAN, AWAY!
2012-01-11 02:06:15
This is very very acurrate. :I
2012-01-11 02:28:37
Scott
It's "Apple Bloom" :O

Great comic as always otherwise! :>
2012-01-11 04:40:21
Limey Lassen
Either Granny Smith is hundreds of years old, or Ponyville hasn't actually been around very long. I'm goin' with #2, myself.
2012-01-11 06:56:00
Octavia
Haha. Trixie, u so silly.
2012-01-11 10:43:14
Dolphinheart
Awesome comic! :)
2012-01-11 21:04:22
banjo2E
Derpy is obviously Merlin.
2012-01-11 22:07:20
noname
wow, makes perfect sense :D I always wondered about an average lifespan of a pony :D
2012-01-11 23:00:32
Fadri
@Scott
Oops, I think I always misspell Apple Bloom's name.
Now it's fixed, thanks! xD
2012-01-12 00:28:45
Sidnoea
Haha, Discord's age WOULD be an imaginary number XD
2012-01-12 02:13:12
Wisdom Thumbs
Ponies learn to walk pretty much at birth, so the ponies of Equestria probably don't stay 'babies' very long. Then again, they seem to live hundreds of years and age in spurts or something. So I dunno wtf.
2012-01-12 07:12:16
Wisdom Thumbs
Good lord, I said "ponies" instead of "horses" there. The show is getting to me.
2012-01-12 07:12:57
Ellis
Trixie got it wrong, she ain't above errypony, she's to the right!
2012-01-12 07:29:39
Daremonai
I suspect that Littlepip is older than you think, and that they just didn't celebrate Nightmare Night in Trottingham.
2012-01-12 07:35:52
Liggli
I don't like how you compare our world with their... Our Sun may be 4.6 miljard years... and the Moon 4.5 miljard... that doesn't necessary make their Sun and Moon that old, and Heart's Warming Eve told that the unicorns moved the Sun and Moon without the Princesses.
2012-01-12 08:21:36
Curt
I think it was just Pip's First Nightmare Night because they don't celebrate it in Trottingham, much like how Halloween is not an official holiday in the UK (or so I've been told)
2012-01-12 08:24:15
Duplex Fields
Nightmare Night in Ponyville might have been the first time Pip's parents allowed him to participate, which just happened to coincide with their moving to Ponyville.
2012-01-12 09:14:09
Cosmofur
I think Pip is older than that, while he's younger than the CMC's he came from Trottingham (England?)and apparently didn't celebrate Night Mare Night there. (this goes back to the still open question, does the Princesses raise the sun/moon for just Equestria or the whole world? and what do the other 'lands' think about them)
2012-01-12 10:59:30
Ndro
On Pip: I assumed that Nightmare Night was his first Nightmare Night in reference as to how us in the UK (and by proxy, the Ponies in Trottingham too) don't do haloween to quite the same level as the US, so he could be any age younger than Applebloom really.

Also, it's clear to me Derpy ages Sideways.
2012-01-12 11:00:27
David
Pip is not less then a year old, its just that was his first one cos he is from a different part were they don't celebrate Nightmare Night
2012-01-12 13:03:18
Sir Ginger
I thought Pip just moved from Trottingham, which if it is in the pony equivelant of Egnland means that Nightmare Night might not be a big deal there. I Put him in the same age group as the CMC's.
2012-01-12 13:21:53
Simon Li
LOL Discord's age
And also our Math teacher is teaching Complex numbers right now LOL
2012-01-12 13:23:30
FamusJamus
Needs more Mare-Do-Well "baby" or Nightmare Fuel Baby Pinkie.
2012-01-12 13:31:48
Lord of the Wrongs
Pipsqueak is not under a year old. He just didn't celebrate Nightmare Night in Hoofington -- if he was only 1, Twilight would not have been surprised that it was his 'first Nightmare Night ever'.
2012-01-12 13:39:59
Lord of the Wrongs
I meant Trottingham.
2012-01-12 13:41:34
The Jack
Hah! 1337i years old xD
Very fitting to have Discords age be a complex number xD
2012-01-12 14:31:14
SpacePaladin
Derpy is like Merlin. She ages backwards.
2012-01-12 14:37:53
Lottanubs
Discord's age is imaginary.
Wat?
2012-01-12 14:46:11
no it was pips 1st year in ponyville celebrating it
2012-01-12 14:53:27
AppleDash
The Pip data is incorrect, it was his first Nightmare night because he only just moved to Ponyville.
2012-01-12 15:22:51
It seemed to me that it was Pip's first Nightmare Night *in Ponyville,* so I don't think that necessarily implies that he's only a year old.
2012-01-12 15:54:45
TowelOwl
To be fair, Pip might just not have celebrated Nightmare Night before because he lives in Trottingham. I live in actual Nottingham and I've never really celebrated Halloween like they do in America (if the movies are accurate), so if I ever went over there when it is Halloween you could say it is my first Halloween ever... and I am 20 years old!
2012-01-12 16:42:11
fail
Pip moved from a place where nobody knows nightmare knight... he is about 4-5~
2012-01-12 16:44:05
Jordan
The doctor is 1103 at the end of series six fun fact
2012-01-12 17:12:18
MABE
This... Is all so wrong...
I am disappoint.
2012-01-12 18:57:48
TheSonicdude97
The drawings here are hilarious!
I love the age chart!
2012-01-12 19:10:08
jack.j
in math if there is no + - or times, it usally is times so i shall do that sum tomorow
2012-01-12 19:43:53
Neyebur
Trixie siempre encima
(Nada de chistes sexuales)
2012-01-12 20:02:04
OR Pip didn't get a chance to celebrate Nightmare Night because he was TOO YOUNG before.

And also that Twilight was wrong about Ponyville's age. She's been wrong before, and it's far more likely than Granny Smith being 300 years old.

Then again, it occurs to me that this is probably all part of the joke and I should stop ruining it.
2012-01-12 20:19:16
asdf
ponies don't menstruate
2012-01-12 20:24:50
sad
No approximation of the mane 6?
okay.jpg
2012-01-12 21:41:52
weirdguy
You forgot the creepy baby pony from the mare do well episode.
2012-01-12 21:54:39
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ
This science fair project was done to find out how the freezing point of water is affected by the presence of sugar or salt. The experiment was conducted using salt, sugar and water.
Hypothesis
The freezing point of water will be lowered when sugar or salt is added.

Overview
Molar mass

The mass of 1 mole of an element (Molar mass) refers to 6.0221415 x 1023 atoms or molecules of the element. Although the SI unit of mass is in kilograms, molar mass is almost always mentioned in grams per mole. Salt has a molar mass of 5.8g per mol, while sugar has 34g per mol.

Freezing Point Depression

The term "freezing point depression" refers to a condition where the freezing point of a liquid is lowered by the presence of an additive. This is observed in all solutions, and the freezing point is determined by the amount of solute particles dissolved in the solvent.
At the freezing point of that particular solution, the chemical potential of the solution at liquid state and solid state will be equal. Solute particles are able to dissolve only in a liquid solvent. Conversely, when the solvent is in a solid state, solute particles cannot be dissolved. Following the same logic, adding a solute to the solvent will reduce the chemical potential of the solution and consequently, also its freezing point.

Scientific Terms
Molar mass, mol, freezing point depression
2012-01-12 23:59:02
rAINBOW dASH IS aSPAMMERRRRR
The materials required for this science fair project:

- 1 packet of sugar
- 1 packet of salt
- 800ml of distilled water
- 8 test tubes
- 8 beakers
- 1 basin
- Tap water
- 1 freezer
- Ice cube trays
- 8 thermometers
- 1 digital weighing scale
- 1 black marker
2012-01-13 00:12:26
QueloQue
There isn't really proof (other than size) that proves Pipsqueak being a baby. I mean, remember the episode with "Melare do well" that had a real baby pony? There is a serious defference between the little one and Pip. There is considerable difference. Also, just because he mentions it is his first Night mare night, it doesn't mean he's a tot. Maybe they don't have the same customs in Trottingham.
2012-01-13 00:13:32
Perhaps pony ills was settled abandoned, and then re-settled several times?
2012-01-13 00:36:17
zibbity
Derpy is really the eternal one, given that she basically exists outside the laws of pony spacetime. How else would she show up as older, younger, and then older again in subsequent episodes? LOL

I also don't get people's obsession with Trixie. She was an exaggerated, obnoxious snob in the show whose only purpose was to serve as a one-shot foil for Twilight. Even giving a background character substance makes more sense, because at least they don't start out as annoying.
2012-01-13 01:22:36
Lucan
Derpy Hooves is a scottish korean.
2012-01-13 04:11:36
Neuron
@Andy
*cough* *cough* Doctor's companion! *cough*
2012-01-13 04:48:37
Pinkieisbestpony
First one I've read and I'm already in love. Went back and loled at them all. Gonna be coming back every week.
2012-01-13 07:07:43
pinkie pie swear
WTF discord's age is math? i'm out
2012-01-13 10:03:24
Draug
*observes people either taking Fadri's joke too seriously or not getting it*
*sips from his cup of tea*

Oh, please, go on. Don't let this mere observer disturb your discussion.

*sips again*
*smirks*
2012-01-13 17:19:30
lol
Did Discord just make Celestia Luna and Luna Celestia?
2012-01-13 22:15:58
Neuron
@Draug
Hmmm... Quite.
*sip* Would you care for a crumpet? *smirk*
2012-01-14 05:54:59
if discord made luna older, he must like her.
2012-01-14 21:10:20
Fern Blossom
Trixie made me laugh. :p
2012-01-15 00:17:36
Arees
Well, Pip could have came from somewhere that did not celebrate Nightmare Night (foreign??) adn Ponyville could be about 60 years old? Could even be younger, nobody said ponyville was an old community.
2012-01-15 08:19:12
FlyingPinkiePie
make a goddamn comic about Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake! and add your version of adult them pwease :3
2012-01-15 09:56:27
Con and Sub
Derpy is about as old as Discord.
2012-01-18 04:24:09
Raptor
I always interpreted Pip's 'First nightmare night ever' as to mean the first he's celebrated.
2012-01-30 20:53:15
Celestia
Hahaha! Oh yep, this IS an accurate chart (for the most part)! XD
2012-02-08 21:13:23
irrespondible bugging around.
Mmm... Derpy, you need to fix your growth. Is not working properly.
2012-02-14 22:40:30
DISCORD'S #1 FAN
Omg! HAHAHA!!! I <3 that Discord thing! He would totally do that!
2012-02-20 07:35:27
Nameless
Lol the thing that caught my attention was "first period" xD
2012-02-24 20:34:51
Centaur71
And I thought touching 40 would make me feel creaky; HA!!!
2012-03-03 05:59:31
/)^3^(
/)^3^(
2012-03-18 18:58:28
Neogreenyew
So Discord is 1337i years old? :3 thought u could trick us with sqrt -1
think again
2012-03-21 21:34:28
Q Illespont
And the most recent episode confirms the Mayor's issue with looking grey..
2012-04-02 09:33:02
Waterpicker
The doctor doens't count his internal biology isn't fully a pony. He's time lord.
2012-04-05 12:50:46
Like this, except Pip is all wrong. He's obviously Applebloom's age.
He says he moved from, what was it, Hoofington? So Hoofington obviously just has different traditions.
2012-04-12 01:16:04
Ben M.
So if Discord's age is 1337i, that would seem to imply that it changes by a positive multiple of i. Which in turn would imply that his longevity occupies a dimension perpendicular to time; that is to say, as time progresses, the number of universes he occupies increases.

It's only a matter of time before he finds us... Oh God D:
2012-04-15 01:08:58
pinkieshy and flutterpie
the reason pip had his first nightmare night is probably because his family didn't celebrate it until now.
2012-04-19 23:13:40
pinkieshy and flutterpie
also, ALL HAIL THE MUFFIN QUEEN, HER KING TIMELORD HOVES, AND HER FRIEND AND JESTER, DISCORD!!!! Discord now comes in user friendly package that has free corndogs!!!
2012-04-19 23:15:37
Millennial Dan
To those of you who think Granny Smith isn't that old, it's a magical ponyverse. She can totally be that old.
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■) Deal with it.
2012-05-01 08:27:20
chells
Luna is younger than Celestia so Luna is not the same age as Celestia
2012-05-20 20:56:11
everypony
lol first period
2012-07-17 07:02:59
SuperChaosKG
HOW U KNOW SHE DYES MANE?!

ARE YOU A WIZARD?!

ARE YOU A SPY?!

ARE YOU AWESOME?!

THE LAST ANSWER IS YES!!
2012-08-10 07:34:12
roboticorn
If Nightmare Night is anything like Halloween, then Pip is well over being one. Children don't go Trick or Treating untill they're at least five.
2012-09-03 06:12:11
wait wouldent that make derpy -25 years old since she gets younger with age
2012-09-05 01:06:17
Renee Campbell Wright
I BARLY GET THIS xD
2012-10-06 02:35:37
Unicorncrazy
doctor whooves.. total rip-off of the doctor... oh well xD if the BBC isn't bothered, I'm not going to rant. lol. (yes, major whovian here!)
2012-10-25 00:02:48
Chaotic Pony
Seems legit...
2012-11-12 05:13:17
Nutbar
Whoever came up with 1337i for Discords age is a genius and wins all the internets.
2012-11-16 18:23:55
Artur Q
Mayor Mare is older than the mane six. She was Rarity's teacher in 1x23 "The Cutie Mark Chronicles"
2012-12-17 23:00:11
RainbowDasher
Lol Derpy is Benjamin Button
2012-12-17 23:01:00
paul
WTF i used the calculater and got that discord is 1 year old
2012-12-23 03:19:38
paul
my bad discord is 35.56501059756444
2012-12-23 03:25:51
paul
oh and derpy is 78
2012-12-23 03:28:42
pip was from a pony version of England where they had no nightmare night and also if he was one he would be a baby because oh mr and mrs cake's kids are one and they are babys
2013-01-01 20:27:16
invi-maria
i did the math for discord's age on my calculator
he is ERROR years old
2013-01-08 19:20:12
Bohandas
Where are all these people getting the idea that Ponyville has been around for 300 years. I've seen every episode of the show and there's nothing to imply that its more than 200 years old at most
2013-01-27 16:15:49
Laviere
Derpy/Ditzy is simply breaking physics. she is both 0 and as old as the universe.
2013-02-02 18:29:03
BinaryHedgehog
Discord is leet i? Smashing!
2013-04-16 00:03:06
Timmy MEGAlicorn
So this is what Q does when he gets bored
2013-09-06 04:57:31
Menstruation
I'm coming for you,Applebloom!
2013-11-16 11:32:11
Applebloom
Steve Carell moment
2013-12-16 19:01:11
Cave Johnson
Cave Johnson here!
2014-01-04 14:30:06
C4
Discord's age is "Elite Imaginary" years. LOL
2014-01-07 13:25:56

This page is best viewed at a 1024x768 resolution or higher.
Creative Commons License
This work is protected under a Creative Commons license.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is copyright by Hasbro Studios.